I am now thrilled to report, sweet reader, that we two Fallbrook Tim O'Leary's - the Tall and the Small - have finally connected.

It is the best time of our lives. We're both active and engaged in a lovely, little town that time forgot. Yet it is the worst of times for the vehicle of our connection - a struggling weekly newspaper. Ours is an age of wisdom and of folly, an era of belief and of uncertainty.

At the very least, in 562 words I shall seek to explain how some people in our community know one Tim O'Leary and other folk know another. And then there are a few who know us both. How can t...