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Monday shows up loud, which means it is time to lean into capybara calm and keep the work scaries from taking over. Float the morning like a hot-spring potato: shoulders down, breathing slow, tasks nibbled one at a time. Each email is a ripple, not a riptide. Picture a celebratory watermelon slice on the riverbank when the first chunk is done and let that sweet thought pull you forward. Capydiem, but gently.

By midday, refresh the mantra and protect premium soaking space. Treat focus like a favorite warm rock: group similar tasks, take short soaks between sets, and move at snack-sized pace. If drama splashes, practice professional loafing. Let the ripple drift downstream while the jaw keeps a steady chew on the next small win. Calm is capytal. Spend it on progress, not whirlpools.

When the afternoon slump waddles in, start the cooldown. Close stray tabs, jot tomorrow's top three, and give credit for everything already chomped. Sign off like a capy leaving the water. Unbothered, rounded, and ready to loaf in a sunny spot. Workday reclassified from whitewater to lazy river, with snacks included.