The prerequisite for properly understanding this analysis is the viewing of the following video-documentary.

Now that the reader has watched that bizarre dumpster fire parked right next to an insane train wreck, it ought to be easier to comprehend the following conclusions.

#1 -- The conspicuously drunk assistant Rhode Island Assistant AG and her equally drunk friend bear virtually no responsibility for this epic "police altercation" fiasco. After all, they were drunk, which they are fully responsible for, and they will be suffering the massive consequences for that profound lapse in judgment for the rest of their natural lives. Wokeism does go hand-in-hand with both drug and alcohol abuse, as well as many other addictions which the woke need as crutches to get through their miserable woke lives.

#2 -- The husbands of both drunk women completely fell down on the job. It was their responsibility to get their two sloshed wives the heck out there -- AND FAST! Which they did not do. Girlie men simply don't know how to be men because they have been systematically emasculated -- BY EVERYONE -- over the course of their miserably woke lives.

#3 -- The woke Rhode Island Attorney General -- Peter F. Neronha -- really effed up as evidenced by hiring such a woke and entitled, ill-equipped and unqualified AG wannabe -- Devon Flanagan. These Soros-supported AGs not only have no spine, they're installed to specifically to break the backbone of the entire woke Criminal Justice System.

#4 -- Then woke AG Neronha fucks up again by not firing Asst. AG Devon Flanagan immediately for her gross display of misrepresenting Rhode Island law, as well as using her high office to justify disobeying a police officer and then telling him: "You're going to regret this!"

#5 -- Next, there is the longstanding reputation that hoighty-toighty (and now entirely woke) Rhode Island has always enjoyed for being a highly privileged micro-society where the rich and famous of the old moneyed families of the Northeast could play and carouse right out in the open without fear of media exposure. Well that little woke privilege just ended in August of 2025 -- FOREVER!!!

#6 -- This whole woke episode graphically exposes the woke agenda of Cultural Marxism in a way that captures virtually every element by which the fabric of American society is being irreparably torn by the woke among US..

* A ridiculously woke state AG, whose previous official conduct has proved his utter incompetence and negligence, is elected twice by the woke people of Rhode Island

* The two woke husbands, who both act like their fake and gay throughout the sordid affair, don't even have the cohones to extract their woke clueless wives from a predicament that only got worse (watch that video to the bitter end to see just how crazy it got).

* The two woke women had no business being out and about, dressed to the nines, and drunk out of their gourd making them vulnerable to all manner of public dangers and social risks, especially themselves -- their woke selves.

#7 -- Let's talk about the manager of the Clarke Cooke House, shall we? Only another girlie man would feel compelled to call the police on two drunk female patrons who obviously needed 10 cups of coffee. We don't know: maybe he's a closet conservative looking to get back at the ultra-woke Newport establishment.

#8 -- Let's not forget about the policemen on site who did their level best to usher the 2 drunk woke women away from the 'crime scene'. But what could they have done differently? Go ask the hopelessly woke Newport, Rhode Island police chief about that.