If I see Bensom Boone do one more flip on stage, I will flip -- out.

Boone's one trick pony show continued tonight on the American Music Awards, the first edition in a few years.

Jennifer Lopez hosted for no reason, wandering in looking beautiful after performing a pedestrian medley of other people's hits.

Dylan Efron, Zac's brother, is being turned into a pitchman. He introduced commercials.

The totally strange set up was saved only by three veterans who put their all into the show: Rod Stewart, Janet Jackson, and Gwen Stefani.

Otherwise, there was no show. Several winners weren't present but sent videos because these awards are not surprises. The whole thing always was and is still rigged. SZA and Boone were pretty much guaranteed wins because they were there in person.

Janet Jackson really pulled off a great commercial for her live touring show. She just turned 59 but God bless her, she's still got it.

Rod Stewart sang his Bob Dylan collaboration, "Forever Young." But he included live bagpipes and violin playing hotties. Rod's voice is sporadic but his enthusiasm is undimmed. The whole thing was a hoot.

Rod was greeted on stage by several of his adult children, who he didn't expect to see. Who was missing? Wife Penny Lancaster. She wasn't even sitting with him in the audience. He was stuck between two unidentified brunettes.

The AMAs are Walmart to the Grammys' Tiffany's. Tonight they only gave out a few awards, the rest were a mystery. The show stopped short at two hours. It was all very random. Many presenters were "influencers" no one has heard of.

I didn't expect much, so I wasn't disappointed. There was enough time to switch over to the Yankees-LA Athletics game, so I'm grateful.

Were there winners? Who knows? Who cares? CBS filled a couple of hours cheaply, which seemed to be the point.